Phunny Pictures - October 1, 2016

Howdy Folks,

I hope y'all are doin' better than I am. I've been havin' these stomach pains ever since I ate this chicken dinner at "Ralph's Chicken, Ammo and Bowl-a-rama".

My tummy is killin' me. I've been complainin' so much that the wife and the young'uns went off to visit Grandma. Now I know that she only lives three trailers away, but still.

I talked to my doctor and he says that the best thing I could do is drink plenty of liquids, rest and let the digestive process do its thing.

I don't know what to do. It's been four days and I still haven't passed a beak.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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Dang, that was one big egg I just laid!

Now who's a bird brain?

I am NOT a newspaper!

Where's a cat when you need one?

Little Alfred Hitchcock has an idea for a movie

Oh yeah, that's the spot! Now over to the left about an inch.

Oh no! It's not wearing a diaper!

A bird on the head is worth two in the bush.

I'd rather be a bird brain than a doody head

When I said I wanted a Toronto Blue Jays hat this is not what I meant

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