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Phunny Pictures - Saturday, February 26, 2011
Howdy Folks,
I have extra toes. Actuale, I have two extra toes. One is
on my one foot and the other one is on my other foot. Some-
times I wish that I didn't have to deal with the trouble
of havin' extra parts, but I deall with it.
I hate boot shoppin' cuz nothin' in the store fits me.
I always have to order a special size-ed pair. They are
comfy boots though.
Whenever I get bummed out by my extra toes I begin to
think of all of the cool things that I can doo thanks to
little guys. I can open a beer (can and bottle), turn off
the lights, dial a phone, make a sandwich, pick my nose,
deal a hand in poker, brush my tooth, play darts and write
this column.
Not bad, eh? I have a gift. Much like a DVD, it's nice
havin' extras.
Take Care Y'all
Jethro
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HEY BABY, YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE...?
The difference between a hairy midget and a monkey? About
six beers.
yes, I see and how does that make you feel?
What happened? I don't remember a thing!
So, do you come here often?
Tuesdays in the park with monkey!
So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Was it good for you?
caution, staring contest underway
I am here for you, darling.
I'm just monkeying around
You don't like my table manners?
Do you really think I am SEXY...
Got a cigarette?
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