Phunny Pictures - March 1, 2014

Howdy Folks,

My wife was a tellin me that i should read more and inprove my smarts and such cuz the kids are gettin older and they are a learn lots at school and i should try to help them if they need it.

Now i aint that good with the book learnins and whatnot, but i figured it was worth a shot.

I asked my wife what book or books i should start readin and she told me to read one with lots of words in 'em. No picktures.

So now i'm done with the dictionary. it took me six months to get thru it, but i did it.

Now my wife wants me to consentrate on numbers so I got to get a phone book from the library. I'm gettin to know stuff good.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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