Phunny Pictures - July 12, 2014

Howdy Folks,

Well, I lost a tooth yesterday. It just fell out of my mouth. I asked my lovely wife to help me figure out why this had happened.

She suggested that it was because of all the junk food I eat, but that wasn't the reason.

She then suggested that it was because I never went to the dentist, but that wasn't it neither.

Finally, she suggested that it was because of my "hijean".

I said, "What does my teeth have to do with greetin my pants in the morning?"

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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Milking it for all it's worth.

If only my tongue was longer!

Good to the last drop.

Eat the pepper he said...it won't be too hot he said...

I'm more of a Glass Completely Empty - than Half Full kinda cat

Got Milk?

Rats! After all that effort, it turns out to be almond milk!

That waiter is NOT going to get a big tip.

When you're thirsty, you're thirsty!

Got Milk! Need Crowbar

Maybe I have a Problem!

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