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Phunny Pictures - Saturday, November 27, 2010

Howdy Folks,

Well, as much as I didn't want too I went to the stores
yesterday so I could get the folks on my holiday shopping
list sum really spiffy items.

Here are a few of the sweet deals i got for those special
people and the one's that the court told me I have to make
restitution too. What ever that means?

For Aunt Ida - Underwear with elastic in the waistband

For Uncle Max - A can of purple paint. That's what he
wanted.

For Grandma - A Dirt Bike and a helmet with devil horns on
it. Oh, grandma.

For Burt - A Monster truck tire that he can roll down a
hill in.

For Francine - A mask to cover that face of hers. See last
weeks issue for background on that: http://bit.ly/fvXUwi

For the Wife - A beautiful cuban zerconia necklace that
see saw on the TV.

For My Dog, Stink - A flat-screen tv. Hey, he earned it
and if he could he get me one.

I think some of these folks are goin' to be surprized on
COlumbus Day or Arbor Day or whatever I bought these gifts
for. I can only remember so many things.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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