Phunny Pictures - March 8, 2014

Howdy Folks,

I had a painfull weekend. I entered this eatin' weird stuff competition at the local VFW. I tried to eat my weight in gravy, but I just wasn't abell too. I had to stop after 8 pounds of the stuff.

The fella who won ate 12 and 1/3 pounds of gravy and eight jars of pickles. My hat is off to him. It was quite a site to see.

I don't feel the agoknee of defeet. I'm just goin' to have to train better for next year. Soon I'll be the Rocky of gravy eatin' or the Rocky of Tumms eatin'.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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