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Phunny Pictures - November 7, 2015

Howdy Folks,


Well folks, it has been a rough time here in the Jethro household. I caught one of my teenage kids smokin'. I can't believe that my own kid would do such a thing behind my back after they'd promised me they wouldnt never do it. Its a shame.

So I did the only thing i could think to do to punish the kid... make 'em smoke all of the cigarettes they had in their possession. So I sat there for three hours, watchin, waitin and hopin that this would nip this problem in the bud.

It took me over an hour to figure out why these cigarettes smelled so funny. But then my train of thought derailed and I began to think about twinkies and cheese popcorn for some reason. Then I couldnt remember why my kid was smokin', but that was interrupted by a four hour laughin fit and then a hunger raid on the fridge and pantry.

I cant remember what I was goin on about. Was it smokin? Or cheese popcorn? Or polar bears with ninja trainin?

Can you see me right now? What's going on? I got to go... my pants are eatin my legs.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro


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