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Phunny Pictures - Saturday, November 20, 2010
Howdy Folks,
The whole Jethro Family is a goin' on a roadtrip. That's
right, we are packin up the truck and drivin' 14 and one
half hours to visit my wife's sister, Francine.
We usuually go and visit her every few years, but with the
kids gettin older and the price of gas and the fact that i
hate that woman with all the intentcity of a Steven Seagal
action sequence. Man, do I hate that woman.
Every time we visit I end up insultin' her in one way or
another and she gets all worked up and tries to injury me
somehow, someway.
In 2001, I told her that her hair made me want to call
Animal Control and have it tagged and released into the
wild. After hearin that she shot me with an arrow from her
wrist-mounted crossbow.
In 2005, I asked her if the perfume she was wearin was
called, "Nursing Home Dumpster." After that she hit me
with a Garden Weazel. Remember them things?
In 2007, I said that it was good to see her and then she
made her pet mule Jackson kicked me in the ol' marble bag.
sHe's got some issues.
Hopefully this years trip will end with-out bodily harm,
a trek to the emergency room, or an assault with a drunken
mule. Cross y'alls fingers for me.
Take Care Y'all
Jethro
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A Shopcycle or a Bicycart?
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He can now use the express lane!
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This Week's Video Clip - Three Stooges: Pull the Trigger
The Defense Attorney (Bud Jamison) asks Curly to pull the
trigger of the murder weapon so that he can prove a point.
Curly doesn't really know how to handle the pistol, but
luckily it's not loaded or is it?
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