Boost Energy & Fight Fatigue...Ginseng Energy Tablets
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Phunny Pictures - Saturday, May 8, 2010
Howdy Folks,
The other day I was on the road workin late so I gave the
wife a call. I said, "Honey, I really miss you and I want
you to do some of that dirty talk to me."
She asked if that was somethin I really wantedd and I
responded with blindin enthusiasm, "Oh, Yeah!"
So she took a deep breathe and said, "You need to put
your smelly work clothes in the hamper, the dog and the
kids tracked mud all over the house, the dishes need to
be done, the garbage needs to be taken out, there's green
lunch-meat in the fridge... I'm not pickin up after you.
Get yer lazy butt home."
I love it when she gets all stirred up.
Take Care Y'all
Jethro
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Liv Breast-Self Exam Aid
Endorsed & Used By Olivia Newton- John...
List Price: $14.99
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Olivia Newton-John was diagnosed with breast cancer
in 1992, that same weekend, her father died from
cancer. She underwent a partial mastectomy and breast
reconstruction. Olivia has been cancer-free for more
than 15 years
Olivia found a lump through BSE (Breast Self Exam)
sixteen years ago, and she credits the fact that
through early self-detection, she quite possibly
saved her own life.
The life-saving, easy-to-use LIV AID is a heart
shaped medical device that a woman can use every
month to perform a correct breast self-exam. It
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FEATURES:
- Enhances ability to feel changes in your breast
- Made of soft, clear, latex-free polyurethane
- Filled with non-toxic lubricant
- It's like a magnifying glass for your fingertips
- Dimensions: 9" x 8"
- Easy to clean and store
- Reusable tool for use once a month
Get one for $9.99... or get two (give one to someone you love)
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Child too tired to walk at the zoo? Try our new Day Care
facilities.
Who's the predator? Who's the prey?
Maybe next time Jimmy will eat his vegetables.
Your parents should be fed to the lions.
Smart kid...really dumb parents.
Don't cry Honey, it's just a big kitty cat... I'm not lion
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Which would you rather sit by on a non-stop flight?
But I wanted a pony!
Lunch does not look too happy today!
did ya'll forget I'm ALERGIC to CATS????
But auntie Em he said he would take me to Oz but now he's
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Solar Light & Bug Zapper
Zap Those Bugs That Are Bugging You...
Normal Price: $24.99
DEAL PRICE: $14.99
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Shed some light on what's bugging you with this Solar Light
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This 2-in-1 insect killer and solar light stores energy during
the day and then automatically switches on at dusk to provide
up to eight hours of illumination. A simple flick of a switch
lets you choose between regular white light and UV light for
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Like a moth to a candle's flame, mosquitoes, flies and other
insects are lured toward the light and away from you. Designed
for use in garden or lawn, this Solar Light and Bug Zapper
looks great and saves energy too. No wiring required. Just
stake in ground and start enjoying your evenings outside again.
Set-up is quick and easy... uses a single AA NI-CD rechargeable
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The Week's Video Clip - Mr. T Sings: Treat Your Mother Right
Hip hop video of Mr. T singing 'Treat Her Right', a song
about treating all mothers with respect. This clip comes
from Mr. T's 1984 instructional film Be Somebody or Be
Somebody's Fool.
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