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Phunny Pictures - Saturday, August 21, 2010
Howdy Folks,
My Uncle Jake just won $500 in the lottery. Not that big,
jackpot lottery, but one of them scratchin and win games.
He called me over the weekend to tell me the good news.
I told him that I was happy for him and he deserved it...
and that he owed me 4T bucks.
I asked him what he was goin to do with his winnins and
he told me he was goin to by a monkey. That's right, a
monkey. He wanted one like on that show "B.J. and the
Bear." I told him that the monkey on "B.J. and the Bear"
was one of them fancy monkeys called an orangutan. He
said, "Hey, bookworm the zoo knows which monkeys are the
fancy ones and I aim to get one."
Well, on Monday, Jake went to the zoo with his $500 and
demanded a fancy monkey. Of course the zoo told him no
and sent him on his way, but Jake was persistent. He
decided to break into the zoo at night and get his monkey.
Needless to say, security caught him and took him to the
local authorities for bookin and questionin.
Lucky for Uncle Jake, he had that $500 dollars. He can
pay me back for bailin him out. What some guys will do
with their monkey.
Take Care Y'all
Jethro
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