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Phunny Pictures - June 27, 2015

Howdy Folks,


The fuzz brawt home my teenager the other night cuz Drew decided to attempt to purchase alcoholic booze for drinkin.

I couldn't even believe it. Then I saw the fake ID and Drew sportin a fake beard, made from the dogs hair that was shaved off, glued on my kids face. Just when you think you know some one.

You can't believe how mad i was at Drew. Why would she glue a dog-hair beard to her face? She's so pretty. Oh, and for the tryin to buy hooch, too! That really burned my biscuits!

Take Care Y'all
Jethro


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OMG! Those berries are sour!!

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"No Officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"

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I should not have eaten all them beans last night

Before my morning coffee!

I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

That has to be the lamest and most uninteresting story I have ever heard!

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