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Phunny Pictures - Saturday, March 5, 2011
Howdy Folks,
I had myself a bit of an embareassin' situation last night.
Well, apparently there was a new moon last night and this
guy that i work with, Hanker, said that it would be the
perfect time to get drunk an do some dumb stuff. Like
there isn't a perfect time to do some dumb stuff.
Anywhosit, we drank and drank and drank and puked and
drank some more. Then we sang the song 'Heat Wave,' that
Martha & the Vandellas used to sing, about 416 times at
the top of out lungs. Then the fuzz showed up.
The coppers told us that we needed to get out of that
dumpster that was behind the Denny's and try and touch
our noses, but that just ended up with me and Hanker
slappin each other in the face. I thought a few slaps
wood of sobered us up but I guess not.
The cops wear Kuffin Hanker when one of 'em said, "It
must be because of that new moon." Then I says, "Hey,
that Twilight Sucks! I'll show y'all a full moon!" Then
I proceeded to drop my drawers and then the cop tazered
me. So when you look at it all after the fact, not a
bad time if I do say so myself.
Take Care Y'all
Jethro
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