Phunny Pictures - February 7, 2015

Howdy Folks,

I love to party. I love going to parties. I love being at
parties. I, however, don't love leaving parties... even
if the police insist.

I have the chance to go to a huge party in a few weeks,
but I don't think I will. The party was for somebody
called Mardi Gras or somethin'. Weird name aside, I
figured it was just goin' to be too expensive. You know,
the travel, the gift, the cake, booze, and party hats,
and sparkles. Plus, I figured that if I want to get
drunk and see topless women I could just head over to my
grandma's house.

Y'all see, I smart and economicall. Party On!

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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I heard you sneeze....I help you!

I have the T.P.. Now lets go for a walk and I mean NOW.

Idiot! I said bring me the NEWS paper!

Need to go outside, boy?

I can't wipe myself!

"You told me to fetch the paper. You didn't say which paper."

It's just so I can find my way back to that delicious water.

Well, you told me to stop dragging my butt on the rug

That fart sounded like you'll be needing this...

It taste like toilet paper!

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