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MOUTHPIECE - November 10, 2015

Good Afternoon,

I hate Mondays. What? It's Tuesday.

Tuesday's are okay.

Mouthing Off,

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men."
--Joseph Conrad

"My friend is one... who take me for what I am."
--Henry David Thoreau

"Sooner or later we all quote our mothers."
--Bern Williams

[m] What's On the Web?

Gluey 2 Game

From Addicting Games: Colorful blobs are back! Click the blobs with eyes to make them go away. There is a new twist, however. Some blobs have little blobs inside. You will need to match those up too. Time to get gluey!

Visit: Gluey 2 Game

5 Movies with Sequels That Were Actually Better Than the Original

From ShoutFactory: These are films that take the groundwork that was created in the first movie and expand upon it in smart, exciting ways. Characters are deeper, the world is bigger... below I'm going to talk about a few of those stories.

Visit: 5 Movies with Sequels That Were Actually Better Than the Original

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

*-- You're stuck between the Baby Boomers & Generations X'ers if... --*

1. You remember when Jordache jeans with a flat handle comb in the back pocket was cool.

2. In your class picture you were wearing an Izod shirt with the collar up.

3. You know by heart the words to any Weird Al Yankovic song (Just eat it, eat it, don't make me repeat it...)

4. Your hair at some point in time in the 80's became something which can only be described by the phrase, "I was experimenting."

5. Three words: ATARI, IntelliVision and Coleco, sound familiar.

6. The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter.

7. A predominant color in your childhood photos is plaid.

8. While in high school, you and your friends discussed elaborate plans to get together again at the end of the century and play Prince's "1999" until you passed out partying.

9. You remember with pain the sad day when the Green Machine hit the streets and made our old Big Wheel quite obsolete.

10. You took family trips BEFORE the invention of the minivan.

11. You rode in the back of the station wagon and you faced the cars behind you.

12. You ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna or Cyndi Lauper video.

13. Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language (Conjunction junction, what's your function....).

14. You honestly remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON.


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