Tuesday, October 2, 2012
Good Afternoon,I've bought, driven and junked numerous vehicles that definitely had a little lemoniness to them. I wish that I had known a few 'Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon' before starting those engines.
I'm still convinced that I drove the car that's mentioned first on the list below.
Mouthing Off,
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2. "Jaws of Life" in trunk.
3. Disqualified from Soapbox Derby for lack of structural integrity.
4. Turn on the wipers and two guys climb out of the trunk with squeegees.
5. Changing the pre-set radio stations voids the warranty.
6. Oil spills on your driveway prompt a visit from Greenpeace.
7. The telltale green-and-yellow-make-blue Zip-Lok seals on your air bags.
8. Car has spent more time on "60 Minutes" than on the road.
9. Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan.
10. Bicycle pump required to inflate airbags.
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