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Thursday, February 4, 2010
Good Afternoon,
I was thinking about something and then my mind totally
went blank. Don't you hate that? I don't hate it so much
anymore because I've just gotten used to it. That's just
how I am.
What was I going on about?
Today I have a great issue for you... I think... I hope.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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You might be a caffeine addict if...
1. You think sleep is for the weak.
2. The dishes in your house are all coffee cups.
3. You believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable.
4. You've ever carried your coffee cup into the shower with
you in the morning.
5. It's 6:09 AM and you're on your 2nd 20oz. cup of coffee.
6. You regard the fact that your hands are shaking as a
good sign.
7. Your heart beats noticeably faster as a reaction to the
smell of coffee.
8. Your heart rate is always in triple digits.
9. Mountain Dew is the stuff great decisions are made of.
10. You wake up to Mountain Dew, before switching to JOLT.
11. You can name the five flavors of JOLT.
12. You go to sleep just to wake up and smell the coffee.
12. You have to drink some form of caffeinated beverage
just to sleep.
14. Your coffee pot is next to your bed and your alarm
clock is in the kitchen.
15. You've given up sex, TV, or all forms of meat for Lent
before, but can't make it 40 days without caffeine.
16. You've ever used the airplane's Call button just to
get a coffee refill.
17. Your heart only beats twice an hour and your eyes won't
shut anymore.
18. Your slogan is "Save water, drink coffee."
19. You have on more than one occasion snorted instant
coffee.
20. You suck on a used coffee filter (full of coffee
grounds) whenever the can runs out of coffee.
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