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Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Good Afternoon,
I have hilarious joke for you today... and it goes like
this:
One day a kid asked his friend if he'd seen the movie
"Constipation".
His friend replied "No."
"Why not?", the kid asked.
"It never came out."
Come on now, that's funny! Enjoy this week's issue of
Mouthpiece. There's weird and wild stuff in here.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be
looking for it."
- Henry David Thoreau
"Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What's
a sun-dial in the shade?"
- Benjamin Franklin
"Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to
get away from."
- Jodie Foster
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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----------- Ways to Tell If You Have PMS -----------
- Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
- You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
- The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
- Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
- You're dialing up every bumper sticker that says, "How's
my driving- call 1-800-###-####.
- Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting
practice.
- Inanimate objects get on your nerves.
- You're counting down the days until menopause.
- You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
- The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yester-
day.
- You dump the pretzels out of the bag, and eat the salt.
While simultaneously eating a gallon of ice cream.
- You cry at commercials one minute, and contemplate
assault the next.
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