MOUTHPIECE - October 6, 2015

Good Afternoon,

As I write this I find myself suffering from a bit of sneezing fit. I wish I knew what was causing me to sdfjaio sneeze this severely, but I sudfh really don't have a clue.

Maybe somebody in the office has a oegiarh cat? Maybe I just have a bit of a asfhasjigh head cold? Maybe I'm allergic to TZ's awful musky cologne? asfhjdkgh

At any rate, I'm going to continue to sneeze and mash my keyboard. I asfbhgfag hope you enjoy today's Mouthpiece while I go and get myself asdfgwerg some tissues.

Oh, did you know that 'Jaws 19' is coming soon? I'm so excited!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical."
--Yogi Berra

"I didn't really say everything I said."
--Yogi Berra

"The future ain't what it used to be."
--Yogi Berra

[m] What's On the Web?
Tetrom Game
This game is a puzzle builder like Tetris, but with a wist! Build platforms to reach your goal.

Visit: Tetrom Game


Jaws 19 - Trailer
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water... for the 19th time! This time it's really... really personal.

Visit: Jaws 19 - Trailer


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Signs You're Going to Have a Bad Day --*
You know it's going to be a bad day when...

* your twin sister forgets your birthday.

* you wake up face down on the pavement.

* you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

* you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

* you see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office.

* your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

* you turn on the TV news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.

* you wake up to discover that your water bed broke and then you realize that you don't have a water bed.

* your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

* your doctor tells you, "Well, I have bad news and good news..."

* you open the paper and find your picture under a caption that reads: "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE!"

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