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Thursday, January 7, 2010
Good Afternoon,
I've always wanted to be a farmer... or was it a framer.
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You Might Be a Farmer If...
* Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
* You convince your wife that an overnight, out-of-state
trip for equipment parts is a vacation.
* You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a
garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
* You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
* You have used baling wire to attach a license plate.
* You have used a chain saw to remodel your house.
* You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population,
herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years
ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
* You have fibbed to a mechanic about how often you
greased a piece of equipment.
* You have used a velvetleaf plant as toilet paper.
* You have driven off the road while examining your
neighbor's crops.
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