Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Good Afternoon,

Today is the day that you'll learn if, in fact, you might be a bad customer. This list is hilarious, especially #1, which I've never done three times. Well, with all the holiday shopping going on it's an important thing to know.
Hey, I'd want to know.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"A Hospital is no place to be sick."
- Samuel Goldwyn

"Recommend to your children virtue; that alone can make them happy, not gold."
- Ludwig van Beethoven

"Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat."
- Socrates


[m] What's On the Web?
Top 10 Albums of 1967
Some of the best classic rock albums ever recorded came out in 1967. If you consider yourself a fan of classic rock you must check out these albums and feel shame if you don't know them or own them. Rock on!

Visit: Top 10 Albums of 1967


TV Shows On DVD
Wondering when your favorite TV show will be available for re-watch on DVD or Blu-Ray? Check out TVShowsOnDVD.com and find out when and if you can own a copy of your favorite programs. "Programs," what am I 80?

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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- You Might Be A Bad Customer If... --*
1. You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the "10 items or less" lane.

2. You walk into a store at 10 minutes to close not knowing what you want and don't decide for another 30 minutes.

3. You yell out what a GREAT TIPPER you are.

4. You ask for a discount. No reason specified, just that you should get one.

5. You think the Pre-pay sign on the gas pump is for everyone but you.

6. You buy an expensive dress and return it after the party.

7. You can't read the signs or coupons correctly, insisting you're right and all the employees are wrong.

8. While standing in front of the huge line up of TVs, you ask a salesman, "Is this all the TVs you have?"

9. You chew out the manager of the local McDonald's for not cleaning up the place, while meanwhile, your kids proceed to launch ketchup packets at each other.

10. You pay for anything/everything in small change (especially pennies)

(From Aha! Jokes)

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