Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Good Afternoon,

I know it's only Tuesday, but I'm feeling a bit stressed. I'm not sure why I feel this way. Hopefully, this will pass and I can just relax and get back to normal.

If you're feeling stressed make sure that you take a gander below at the very helpful list that will determine if you are indeed stressed beyond all rational thought.

You Know You're Too Stressed If... you miss a chance to enjoy today's soothing issue of Mouthpiece.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying."
- Fran Lebowitz

"Vote early and vote often."
- Al Capone

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."
- Plato


[m] What's On the Web?
Pirates of the Stupid Seas
Forget about "Battleship", play the game that has you sailing the high seas in search of swashbuckling adventure, buried treasure and a relief from scurvy.

Visit: Pirates of the Stupid Seas


The World's 50 Best Roller Coasters
Summer is almost here and that means that all roller coaster fans are chomping at the bit to get out and ride the fastest, craziest and awesomest rides all over the world. Check out this great list and videos of the best coasters on the planet.

Visit: The World's 50 Best Roller Coasters


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
You Know You're Too Stressed If...
1. The Sun is too loud.

2. You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.

3. You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

4. You and Reality file for divorce.

5. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

6. You can hear mimes.

7. Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.

8. You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.

(From Aha! Jokes)

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