Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Good Afternoon,

They say that you learn quite a bit from the people around you. Your parents, friends, co-workers, siblings, teachers, and I'm going to stop there to save time. I have learned a lot from many of those people that I listed, but the one I've learned the most from has been... a snowman.

Every winter a snowman informs me of several key life-lessons that have help to mold me into the man I am today.

Here's a prime example of his wisdom: Avoid yellow snow.

Now that's good advice. Take a look below and discover all you'll ever need to know thanks to a snowman.

And just in case you were wondering, I'm NOT crazy.

Mouthing Off,
Carl


[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"I never know how much of what I say is true."
- Bette Midler

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
- Groucho Marx

"TV is chewing gum for the eyes."
- Frank Lloyd Wright


[m] What's On the Web?
The Muppets: Gonzo's Dangerous and Foolish Stunt Game
No one knows ridiculously dangerous and downright foolish stunts like The Great Gonzo. Play this Muppets game where you will throw Gonzo in a cannon trying to get him into a bucket of stunt water. See how many points you can get before you smash Gonzo on the floor.

Click to Play: The Muppets: Gonzo's Dangerous and Foolish Stunt Game


Tetrical
Tetrical is a three dimensional (3D) stacking game. The object of the game is to obtain the highest score by filling layers with falling polycubes.

Click to Play: Tetrical


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- ALL I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM A SNOWMAN --*
1. It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.

2. Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.

3. Wearing white is always appropriate.

4. Winter is the best of the four seasons.

5. It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.

6. There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.

7. We're all made up of mostly water.

8. You know you've made it when they write a song about you.

9. Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!

10. Avoid yellow snow. Don't get too much sun.

11. It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.

12. It's fun to hang out in your front yard.

13. There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.

14. It's not the size of the carrot, but the placement that counts.

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