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MOUTHPIECE - March 4, 2014
Good Afternoon,I used to think I was cool, hip, and happening. Now, the only things cool, hip, and happening about me is my air conditioner, my actually hips, and my previously viewed DVD of 'The Happening'.
If you still think you're cool be sure to get a rude awakening from the Bits 'N' Bobs section and discover 'You Are No Longer "Cool" When...'
Plus, there are quotes, What Movies Would Look Like Without Special Effects, and the Oscar roundup!
Remember, if you read Mouthpiece you're cool!
Mouthing Off,
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GopherArchives [m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y "The most beautiful adventures are not those we go to seek."
--Robert Louis Stevenson
"One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation."
--Oscar Wilde
"It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare."
--Mark Twain
[m] What's On the Web?What Movies Would Look Like Without Special EffectsCheck out these 42 images showing what famous movies scenes would look like without special effects. That's a lot of green screen!
Visit: What Movies Would Look Like Without Special EffectsThe OscarsJust in case you missed out on all of the Oscar buzz and whatnot here's everything Oscars from Sunday's ceremony.
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Visit: The Oscars[m] b i t s . n . b o b s*-- You Are No Longer "Cool" When... --*1. You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.
2. The pattern on your shorts and couch match.
3. You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide-inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath.
4. You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it.
5. You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day.
6. When grass is something that you cut, not cultivate.
7. When jogging is something you do to your memory.
8. You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes.
9. You actually ASK for your father's advice.
10. Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.
(from ahajokes.com)
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