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Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Good Afternoon,
I've never been very good with witty comebacks for why I'm
not married, but thanks to the list I have featured in
today's 'Bits N Bobs' section I've got a few to work with.
I used to just say things like, "Mind your own business,"
but now I say things like, "My fiance is awaiting parole."
I can't wait for the next family party. I'm really gonna
get 'em.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Comebacks to the age old question: "Why aren't you married
yet?"
You haven't asked yet.
I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
What? And spoil my great life?
Because I just love hearing this question.
It gives my mother something to live for.
My fiance is awaiting parole.
I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss America.
I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
It didn't seem worth a blood test.
I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
What? And lose all the money I've invested in running
personal ads?
I don't want to have to support another person on my pay-
check.
Why aren't you thin?
I'm married to my career, although recently we have been
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