MOUTHPIECE - April 19, 2016

Good Afternoon,

I'm not feeling so good today. Yesterday, I got hit in the head with a soup can. On purpose or accidentally, I'm not sure. I kind of space out every now and toast, gravy, feet, chicken nuggets, Frank, The Jeffersons, denim, bark, bark, bark, bark...

My head really dented the hell out of that can. Forty-Six!

Good issue today.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived, stop thinking and go in."
--Napoleon Bonaparte

"The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers."
--Thomas Jefferson

"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
--Dean Martin


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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Complaints of a Modern Day Vampire --*
Three Words: Daylight Savings Time

Can't enjoy a meal at Burger King without some redneck yelling, "Look Ma! It's Elvis!"

After 100 years of trying, still can't score with Elvira.

No bat is safe with Ozzy Ozbourne around.

No warm blood for miles around DC.

Baboon heart makes everything taste gamey.

Sick and tired of being mistaken for Keith Richards.

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