MOUTHPIECE - April 14, 2015

Good Afternoon,

I don't like scary movies because they, well, scare me. If you a horror movie fan or just a fan of movie monsters, have I got a list for you.

The Mirror held a poll to determine Scariest Movie Monster EVER! That's right, EVER! I only looked at it once. Any more than that and I'm going to have serious nightmares.

Plus, 25 Celebrity Lookalikes You Never Noticed, quotes, and a hilarious joke about dog names.

Good stuff for all, if you're into these sort of things.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Our lives teach us who we are."
--Salman Rushdie

"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them."
--Mark Twain

"There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in."
--Will Rogers


[m] What's On the Web?
25 Celebrity Lookalikes You Never Noticed (And Can't Un-See)
From Cracked.com: There are a lot of famous people we confuse for one another: Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel; Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman; Tom Hanks and Dr. Dre. But this mostly comes from faulty recollection rather than some bizarre experiment that resulted in two famous people that look almost exactly alike.

Visit: 25 Celebrity Lookalikes You Never Noticed (And Can't Un-See)


Alien crowned scariest movie monster EVER beating off Freddy Krueger and Jaws
From Mirror: Does Alien terrify you? Did Jaws make it impossible for you to swim in the sea? Or does Freddy Krueger mean you can't sleep? See who made it on the list of Top 10 Greatest Movie Monsters.

Visit: Alien crowned scariest movie monster EVER beating off Freddy Krueger and Jaws


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Timely Dog Names --*
A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"Whatevverrrrr," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

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