Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Good Afternoon,

As I write this I find myself suffering from a bit of sneezing fit. I wish I knew what was causing me to sdfjaio sneeze this severely, but I sudfh really don't have a clue.

Maybe somebody in the office has a oegiarh cat? Maybe I just have a bit of a asfhasjigh head cold? Maybe I'm allergic to TZ's awful cologne? asfhjdkgh

At any rate, I'm going to continue to sneeze and mash my keyboard. I asfbhgfag hope you enjoy today's Mouthpiece while I go and get myself asdfgwerg some tissues.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them."
- Jane Austen

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"This is like deja vu all over again."
- Yogi Berra


[m] What's On the Web?
36 Plot Holes You Never Noticed in Famous Movie Scenes

From Cracked.com: "We can't expect writers and directors to catch every little mistake made during the entire filmmaking process, start to finish. No -- that's what the Internet is for."

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Toss the Turtle
"When we say "toss," we actually mean "blast out of a cannon." Which is a great place to start. Shoot your flying turtle to keep him in the air; do a little turtle steering to go farther." If he would just stay in his shell he wouldn't hurt so much. Oh, no real turtles were harmed during the development or while playing this game.

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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Who Would You Like to Play? --*
A director is screen testing Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a new film about classic composers. Not having figured out who to give which part to, he asks Sly who he would like to be.

Stallone says, "I like Mozart. I want to be Mozart."

So the Director says, "Very well, you can be Mozart" Then he turns to Arnie and says, "Arnie, who would you like to play?"

And Arnie says, "Ah'll be Bach!"

(From: ahajokes.com)

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