Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Good Afternoon,A man who once held Jack Benny at gunpoint asked him, "Your money or your life?" Jack told the robber that he had to think it over. You might be asking yourself, "What's with this little story?" or "Who is Jack Benny?" or "Do I smell smoke?" All great questions.
The importance of this brief tale is having to decide - Which Is Worse?
Here's the kind of dilemmas that await you when you visit this great site - Which Is Worse? (1) Being blind and not knowing when to stop wiping or (2) Being able to see and not caring when to stop?
I know, world changing stuff here. Just enjoy and read the other fantastic stuff like 25 Everyday Things You Never Knew Had Names and The Top Signs You're Out of Shape that fill up this tremendous publication.
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Email Mouthpiece[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."
- Plato
"Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom."
- Bob Dylan
[m] What's On the Web?25 Everyday Things You Never Knew Had NamesThere is so much stuff out there that we wouldn't know the name of if your lives depended on it. Today, you will learn the 25 ridiculous real names for 25 everyday items that didn't know the name of, but you notice these things all of the time and after visiting this site you will say to yourself, "Oh, that's what that's called."
Visit: 25 Everyday Things You Never Knew Had NamesWhich Is Worse?This is going to be fun for everyone. Here's a game where you to take a look at two possible scenarios and decide... Which Is Worse? Choose wisely.
Visit: Which Is Worse?[m] b i t s . n . b o b s*-- The Top Signs You're Out of Shape --*1. You've ever torn something just trying to turn off the alarm clock.
2. People at work only refer to you by saying, "Hey, Fatso!"
3. You've thrown your back out by carrying a bag of groceries.
4. Random strangers come up, poke you in the stomach and expect you to giggle.
5. Your record is 34 Pushups and you could have done more if the Ice Cream Man would have taken plastic.
6. You get the Christmas gift of Jigglin' To The Oldies.
7. You cramp up while watching the New York City Marathon.
8. Watching Rocky 5 is your idea of a workout video.
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