MOUTHPIECE - December 23, 2014

Good Afternoon,

I really hope the holiday finds you well. I'll keep things brief and then I'll see you next week!

Now, enjoy today's issue. It's here to help enhance your holiday celebration - especially with the hilarious joke at the end. It's a good one!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech."
--Mark Twain

"The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining."
--John F. Kennedy

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
--Henny Youngman


[m] What's On the Web?
Which Batman Villain Are You?
Take this quick quiz and find out which criminal of Gotham city you are most like!

Visit: Which Batman Villain Are You?


Dream Christmas Link Game
From gamesgames.com: Click open pairs of matching Christmas-themed tiles and clear the board before time runs out to pass each level. Use bonus tiles to get extra hints, reshuffle the tiles, and explode pairs from the board. Choose between Arcade or Adventure Mode and match your way through level after level of Mahjong-style holiday fun!

Visit: Dream Christmas Link Game


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Can You Give Me A Hand? --*
Father Christmas' sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, "Can you give me a hand?"

"Sorry," the motorist replied. "I'm not a mechanic, I'm a chiropodist."

"Well, can you give me a toe?"

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