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Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Good Afternoon,
Hey! How's it going?
That's great.
I just wanted to see how you were doing.
Oh, enjoy today's edition of Mouthpiece and remember...
never shampoo your living room carpeting with barbecue
sauce by accident. It's kind of a long story.
Well, enjoy the Mouthpiece goodness.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative."
- Oscar Wilde
"The best way to keep one's word is not to give it."
- Napoleon Bonaparte
"A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat."
- Katharine Whitehorn
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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-------------- The Funny Side of Marriage --------------
One woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied,
"Well, yes, but I married the wrong man."
Getting married is very much like going out to a
restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then
when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you
had ordered that.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his
bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts
of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries
her? Dad: That happens in most countries, son.
A man once said, "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married; and then it was too late."
A man took out a classified ad saying "Wife wanted".
The next day he received a hundred responses saying "You
can have mine."
Some men define marriage as a very expensive way to get
your laundry done free.
And some learn that the most effective way to remember
your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
know that either the wife is new - or the car is.
Husband: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
Wife: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't care!"
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