MOUTHPIECE - April 8, 2014

Good Afternoon,

What do Eleanor Roosevelt, a Scuba-Diving Cat, Game Of Thrones, and Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon have to do with one another?

If you guessed that they are all part of today's spectacular edition of Mouthpiece then you would be correct. Thanks for playing!

Remember, the questions only get harder with every issue.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"The important thing is not to stop questioning."
--Albert Einstein

"Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation."
--Henry Kissinger

"It is not fair to ask of others what you are unwilling to do yourself."
--Eleanor Roosevelt


[m] What's On the Web?
Scuba-Diving Cat
This cat loves to swim, but his owner decided it was time to go UNDER water too. By the way, it cost $20,000 to develop the custom cat scuba suit.

Visit: Scuba-Diving Cat


What's Your Game Of Thrones Name?
Come on in and find out whether you'd be a gold-counting Lannister or a dragon-riding Targaryan if you lived in Westeros.

Visit: What's Your Game Of Thrones Name?


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon --*
1. Motor Trend never mentioned a "Chevrolet Caca."

2. "Jaws of Life" in trunk.

3. Disqualified from Soapbox Derby for lack of structural integrity.

4. Turn on the wipers and two guys climb out of the trunk with squeegees.

5. You realize too late that it *is* your father's Oldsmobile.

6. Changing the pre-set radio stations voids the warranty.

7. Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan.

8. Car has spent more time on "60 Minutes" than on the road.

9. The hood ornament? An ostrich with its head in the sand.

10. Oil spills on your driveway prompt a visit from Greenpeace.

(From Aha! Jokes)

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