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Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Good Afternoon,
I just had a weird thought: "You can cut paper and paper
can also cut you."
That's weird isn't it? I wonder what else can do the same
thing back to you that you did to it. Maybe you can... oh,
nosebleed. I got to calm down.
Enjoy all that today's Mouthpiece has to offer.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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** Top Ten Questions NOT to Ask Your First Date **
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