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Thursday, June 17, 2010
Good Afternoon,
Here's a funny joke my doctor told me the other day.
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these
alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then
I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam.
It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."
He's got to keep you laughing when he jabs you with stuff.
It's a good way to work.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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------------ How To Lie To The Bathroom Scale ------------
1. Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner... as
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because it's nice to see how much weight you've lost
overnight.
2. Never weigh yourself with wet hair.
3. When weighing, remove everything, including glasses.
In this case, blurred vision is an asset. Don't forget
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4. Use cheap scales only, never the medical kind, because
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5. Always go to the bathroom first.
6. Stand with arms raised, making pressure on the scale
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7. Don't eat or drink in the morning until AFTER you've
weighed in, completely naked, of course.
8. Weigh yourself after a haircut, this is good for at
least half a pound of hair (hopefully).
9. Exhale with all your might BEFORE stepping onto the
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