MOUTHPIECE - September 9, 2014

Good Afternoon,

For most of my childhood I wanted to be a pirate. I used to dream of sailing the high seas, digging up buried treasure and tying the neighbors stuffed parrot to my shoulder. Ah, to be a kid again.

But the one things that I lacked in my pirate days was an actual cool pirate name. I could never think of one and now I have discovered a website to help me determine a suitable sea-dog pseudonym.

Check out the What's on the Web? section to discover your perfect swash-buckling name. My name is... Bloody Sam Cash! Pretty sweet, eh?... I mean Arrrrrrr!!!!!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"The wisest men follow their own direction."
--Euripides

"The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco."
--Mark Twain

"Only fools are positive."
--Moe Howard


[m] What's On the Web?
WHAT'S MY PIRATE NAME?
Ahoy, ya land-lovers! Yes, you've seen others. Now take the quiz that will give you the perfect-fitting swash-buckling name to match your personality. Get your sea legs ready...

Visit: WHAT'S MY PIRATE NAME?


Block Frenzy
A highly addictive online video game where you move the red block around the screen so as not to touch the moving blocks. Warning: Very addicting!

Visit: Block Frenzy


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Things You Don't Want To Hear In A Tattoo Parlor --*
"Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."

"We're all out of red, so I used pink."

"There are two O's in Bob, right?"

"Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy."

"That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie."

"Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."

"Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here."

"I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."

"The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect."

"Oops..."

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