MOUTHPIECE - August 4, 2015

Good Afternoon,

Do you like mustaches? Do you have a mustache? Do you want a mustache? Would you like to be transported to a magical world where the mustache reigns supreme? Okay, would about taking a virtual trip to the American Mustache Institute? Excellent choice!

Learn and experience all you can concerning the mustache at the American Mustache Institute. Then, remove the red (it's a game), and then gear up for the most bizarre holidays that August has to offer.

It's all good!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation."
- George Bernard Shaw

"Experience teaches slowly and at the cost of mistakes."
- James A. Froude

"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand."
- Leonardo da Vinci


[m] What's On the Web?
Red Remover Game
You hate red! You click the red boxes to destroy them! You LIKE green! You save those green boxes! Now you play many many levels!

Visit: Red Remover Game


American Mustache Institute
This amazing treasure of a site is all about "Protecting the rights of, and fighting discrimination against mustached Americans, by promoting the growth, care, and culture of the mustache."

Visit: American Mustache Institute


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bizarre August Holidays --*
1 National Mustard Day

2 National Ice Cream Sandwich Day

3 National Watermelon Day

4 U.S. Coast Guard Day

5 Work Like a Dog Day

6 Wiggle Your Toes Day

7 National Lighthouse Day

8 Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbor's Porch Day

9 Book Lover's Day

10 National S'mores Day

11 Presidential Joke Day

12 Middle Child's Day

13 Left Hander's Day

14 National Creamsicle Day

15 Relaxation Day

16 National Tell a Joke Day

17 National Thriftshop Day

18 Bad Poetry Day

19 Aviation Day

20 National Radio Day

21 Senior Citizen's Day

22 National Tooth Fairy Day

23 Ride the Wind Day

24 Vesuvius Day

25 Kiss and Make Up Day

26 National Dog Day

27 Global Forgiveness Day

28 Race Your Mouse Day

29 More Herbs, Less Salt Day

30 Frankenstein Day

31 National Trail Mix Day

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