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Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Good Afternoon,
I don't know about you, but I have a big night planned.
I'm going to order a pizza just for me. Then I'm going to
watch Tom and Jerry cartoons. And after that I'm going to
get out the old ironing board and a few blankets and
pillows and build a fort.
Doesn't that sound like a good night? No, it sounds like an
awesome night.
Well, whatever you do tonight, enjoy yourself.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a
moment at work when you know that you just aren't going
to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after
Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...
again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word
and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-
page research paper that I swear I did not make any
changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never
wash this - ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring
(Hello? Hello? Dang it!), but when I immediately call
back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What
did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and
run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and
then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What
a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just
so I know not to answer when they call.
18. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given
Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller
Lite than Kay.
19. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I
was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the
heck was going on when I first saw it.
20. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags
in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
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