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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Good Afternoon,

Halloween is a week and a half away! Hooray!!!

Sorry, I get easily excited about the prospect of being
able to wear a costume in broad daylight and getting a
huge bag filled up with free candy.

Halloween is awesome!!! Come on, I know you're excited
too!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"One of the 33 Chilean miners revealed that they all
joked about cannibalism while they were trapped. He
was like, 'If you don't believe me, ask the 34th guy ?
I mean... never mind'."
- Jimmy Fallon

"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."
- Groucho Marx

"A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands
hard things."
- Herman Melville

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Castle: No Time for Dirty Talk

Watch a clip from the hit ABC show starring Nathan Fillion
and Stana Katic. I hope you're like me and enjoy verbal
sparring and sexual tension.

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2. If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

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Dali.

4. If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.

5. If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then
divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-
John Newton John.

6. If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him
to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness
Munster.

7. If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

8. If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced
him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.

9. If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be
Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.

10. How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married
Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.

11. If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then
divorced him to marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.

12. If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten,
then Nathan Hale, she'd be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale.

13. If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean
(actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM),
and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be
Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

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married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur,
he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.

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