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Good Afternoon,
I'm growing old. It's true. And when one gets old there
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tackle such topics as health, wisdom and food.
Today you will learn about the truths about aging... and
other stuff too.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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"An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions."
- Robert A. Humphrey
"Michael Vick has agreed to star in a new reality series
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dog fighting scandal. I don't have a lot of details. The
only thing I know is it won't be on Animal Planet."
- Conan O'Brien
"Michael Vick is getting his own reality show. I think
it's called, 'I'm a Dog ? Get Me Outta Here'."
- Craig Ferguson
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TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives
I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do
while you're down there. (my favorite...)
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from
a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but
nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
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