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Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Good Afternoon,
Did you ever have one of those days? Yeah, me too. Well,
to improve our day let's enjoy all that Mouthpiece has
to offer.
Improve your day with one or more of the following:
1) Read some hilarious quotes from Phyllis Diller, Bob
Hope, & Steven Wright
2) Watch some Hard Football Hits
3) Play 'Touchdown', the football game
4) Or learn about 'Things You Wouldn't Know Without Help
From the Movies'
I've got a lot of opinions for you here. I'm just here to
help folks. I do what I can.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones
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- Phyllis Diller
"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's
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- Bob Hope
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on
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- Steven Wright
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Things You Wouldn't Know Without Help From the Movies
1. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings -
especially if any of their family or friends has died in
a strange boating accident.
2. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover
in a passing St Patrick's Day parade at any time of the
year.
3. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in
a fight involved martial arts - your enemies will wait
patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in
a threatening manner until you have knocked out their
predecessor.
4. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of
French bread.
5. It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there
is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
6. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst
into flames.
7. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect
hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you
in there and you can travel to any other part of the
building without difficulty.
8. All single women have a cat.
9. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German
officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language.
A German accent will do.
10. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak
English to each other.
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