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Thursday, December 17, 2009
Good Afternoon,
I really want an electric razor for Christmas. I've been
good all year long and I could definitely use it. You
should see my back.
Some may think that an electric razor is an absurd
invention, but I think it's a rather ingenious one. Today,
you can learn about some of the most absurd inventions
ever, eh, invented.
They need to invent another word that means "invented."
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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What's On the Web?
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TOTALLY ABSURD INVENTIONS
This site explores the funnier side of our inventive
spirit by featuring actual USA patented products. You
won't believe some of the products that have been
patented! Some of the ingenious inventions include a
car bib, a wearable dog house, and a toilet snorkel.
I can't make these things up... you have to see for
yourself!
Visit: http://totallyabsurd.com/
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SANTA'S LITTLE HELPERS' NAME GENERATOR
"At this magical time of year, the elves are busy wrapping
up the toys and packing them on the sleigh. If you were
one of Santa's little helpers, what would your name be?"
After you learn your elf identity, feel free to share with
everyone!
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The Shopping Criminal
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he
asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you
doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened."
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