Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Good Afternoon,

Have you ever been called stupid or call someone stupid? Of course you have, we all have. It's not nice either way, but if, in the future, you feel the need to give someone the "stupid" label maybe it's time to do it in a very clever way.

Today, learn a few, actually ten, ways to describe a stupid person (without flat-out calling them stupid). Trust me, you'll thank me for this at some point.

Plus, quotes, the Worst Sci-fi and Horror Movie Titles, and Pegg & Frost's 10 Favorite Apocalypse Films. All good stuff.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing."
- Abraham Lincoln

"Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing."
- Oscar Wilde

"To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best."
- Margaret Thatcher


[m] What's On the Web?
Pegg & Frost's 10 Favourite Apocalypse Films
From shortlist.com: Zombies, aliens, damned-dirty apes; ahead of the cinematic release of The World's End, our special guest editors (Nick Frost and Simon Pegg) present their favourite apocalypse films.

Visit: Pegg & Frost's 10 Favourite Apocalypse Films


13 Worst Sci-fi and Horror Movie Titles
From Time.com: Sci-fi and horror movies pose a philosophically problematic question: can you judge a terrible movie by it's title? The recent news of a (rather inevitable) sequel to Sharknado inspired us to go back and scrape the bottom of the barrel of films that leave no room for mystery.

Visit: 13 Worst Sci-fi and Horror Movie Titles


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Top Ten Things to Describe a Stupid Person --*
1. A few crumbs short of a crouton.

2. A few clowns short of a circus.

3. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

4. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

5. A few beers short of a six-pack.

6. A few peas short of a casserole.

7. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

9. One taco short of a combination plate.

10. A few feathers short of a whole duck.

(From: 101funjokes.com)

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