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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Good Afternoon,


I forgot to bring my lunch today. I guess I could check the drawers of my desk for a nourishing item or two.

Let's see here. I have a stick of gum, some ancient Halloween candy that I never finished, half a jar of peanut butter, a bottle of antacids, package of citrus flavored cough drops and box of crushed, stale Saltines.

Well, that actually sounds much better meal than what I was going to bring in today.

Bring on the eating!

Mouthing Off,
Carl


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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y

"The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers."
- Thomas Jefferson

"The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away."
- Ronald Reagan

"I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect."
- George Burns


[m] What's On the Web?

The History Of Flag Day

I know that school is out for the summer, but take a minute or two to learn why June 14 is the 'Flag Birthday', or 'Flag Day in the United States. Today, learn something new.

Visit: The History Of Flag Day


Annoying Orange Pinball

It's just like your standard pinball game, but with a twist... of Orange, Pear, Midget Apple, Grapefruit, Grandpa Lemon and others! Then after the game is over enjoy a nice bowl of fruit salad.

Play: Annoying Orange Pinball


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s

Top 10 reasons women were dumped on What Went Wrong

1. I'm not ready for a relationship
2. Bad hygiene
3. I don't feel like I'm a priority
4. Too much fighting
5. Your sex drive is too low
6. Lack of punctuality
7. There's someone else
8. Bad kisser
9. I don't see a future with you
10. Too hairy

Original Article: Top 10 reasons women were dumped on What Went Wrong

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