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Thursday, April 8, 2010
Good Afternoon,
It's lunchtime here at the office. It looks like just
about everyone is chowing down on some kind of nutritious
item. From sandwiches and hot pockets to leftovers and
homemade salads, no one here is missing out on satisfying
their hunger.
Today I have a special lunch. I'm going to enjoy... oh,
I guess I forgot my lunch again. I suppose I could get
something out of the vending machine or see what horrors
might be lurking in my desk.
It appears after foraging that I will be treated to a meal
that consists of stale corn chips and Halloween candy.
MMMMMmmmmmmmmmm, doesn't that sound good?
Well, enjoy your lunch and today's mouth-watering
Mouthpiece.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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Olivia Newton-John was diagnosed with breast cancer
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Olivia found a lump through BSE (Breast Self Exam)
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The life-saving, easy-to-use LIV AID is a heart
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FEATURES:
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- Made of soft, clear, latex-free polyurethane
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- Dimensions: 9" x 8"
- Easy to clean and store
- Reusable tool for use once a month
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Toothpick Art
Take a look at the meticulous work of Steven J. Backman.
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Mahjongg
"Classic Japanese Taipai, a matching game where your goal
is to bring down the stack of tiles to nothing. Can you
tackle the stack?"
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Triple Flap Leather Wallet by Samsonite
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This is one great deal. Grab a couple to keep extra on
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Perfect for traveling or to keep your receipts organized
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**If it clanks, call the repairman;
**If it whistles, ignore it;
**If it's a friend, take a break;
**If it's the boss, look busy;
**If it talks, take notes;
**If it's handwritten, type it;
**If it's typed, copy it;
**If it's copied, file it;
**If it's Friday, forget it!
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