Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Good Afternoon,Halloween is just one day away! Yay, candy, yay!
Well, this issue will help all of us candy enthusiasts get through today and into tomorrow so we then can enjoy our nation-wide cavity creating and sugar high soiree.
Enjoy a some frightastic quotes, sites, and a list of signs that you're too old to trick or treat.
Trick or Treat? Today is all about the treats. Happy Halloween!
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Visit and Enjoy: EVTV1.com[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y"Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt."
- George Sewell
"The fear of death is more to be dreaded than death itself."
- Publilius Syrus
"Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed."
- Michael Pritchard
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Visit: Creepy Halloween DifferenceThe History of The Twilight ZoneRod Serling's anthology series ran for 5 season from 1959-1964 and has influenced countless television shows with its extraordinary, macabre, and supernatural stories.
Watch It Now: The History of The Twilight Zone[m] b i t s . n . b o b s*-- Ten Signs That You're Too Old for Halloween --*1. You get winded from knocking on the door.
2. You have to ask someone to chew your candy for you.
3. You ask for high fiber candy only.
4. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
5. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
6. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and you can't remember the rest.
7. By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.
8. You carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hair piece.
9. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
10. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
(Joke List from Paul - As Seen In The Daily Groaner)
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