Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Good Afternoon,It's spring, right? I could've swore it was spring. Well, if it's spring then why is it still snowing and freezing cold out there.
Well, I guess we will just have to stay indoors and enjoy today's Mouthpiece. Lucky us, right? Trust me, today's issue has some good stuff.
Mouthing Off,
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Visit and Enjoy: EVTV1.com[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y"Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane."
- Philip K. Dick
"Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?"
- James Thurber
"Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things."
- T. S. Eliot
[m] What's On the Web?Thumbs & AmmoThumbs & Ammo replaces the guns in famous movie stills with thumbs. It's quite entertaining and might improve some movies. The sites motto - "Real tough guys don't need guns, they just need a positive, can-do attitude."
Visit: Thumbs & AmmoThe 5 Most Ridiculous Movie Character OverreactionsSome movie characters often find themselves in dire situations. Even when things are at their worst most characters are strong enough to keep it together, but then there are these 5 characters and their ridiculous overreactions. Wow, relax for a second. Things aren't that bad.
Visit: The 5 Most Ridiculous Movie Character Overreactions[m] b i t s . n . b o b s10 Reasons Disney Delayed Launching Their Cruise Line1. Pluto's "accident" on Deck 3
2. Room service using Aladdin was getting out of hand.
3. Exterminator killed off "rat" problem only to discover they were Mickey and Minnie's cousins.
4. Drunken dispute between Donald and The Mighty Ducks over who was mightier.
5. Charo kept showing up.
6. The Beast from "Beauty and the Beast" kept eating the midnight buffet.
7. The Seven Dwarfs vandalized the ship after failing to meet the "You Must Be This Tall to Ride This Ride" Requirements.
8. Stench of seawater and 101 Dalmations was too strong.
9. Tour guide Goofy goes into drunken rampage and uses Chip and Dale as Shuffleboard discs.
10. New hires Doc, Isaac, and Gopher quit days before launch, citing that this job is not as "exciting and new" as their last one.
(From: ahajokes.com)
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