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Thursday, April 15, 2010
Good Afternoon,
I don't believe that I have ever uttered a thought
provoking statement in my lifetime... well, until now.
"Why is it called a toothbrush and not a teethbrush?"
If that did anything for you I have a great list for you
which features amazing thought provoking statements that
will change your life and the world you live in... forever.
Well, that's kinda setting the bar a bit too high. That's
just how I work.
Enjoy and prepare to have statements provoke your thoughts.
Really!
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"People were surprised that Tiger Woods came in 4th place
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all."
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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--------------- Thought Provoking Statements ---------------
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to
immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument
when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to
nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5.
I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told
you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind
of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
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