MOUTHPIECE - January 20, 2015

Good Afternoon,

Today is a special day. It's special because I have ten amazing things that are here for you to ponder. Be ponderous today and think about questions that may or may not have answers. You'll learn more about yourself when you try to answer questions like - What do they pack styrofoam in?

Plus, you can learn about facts that sound false, but they're not. Really! Honest!

And there's some other stuff too, but I don't want to spoil the surprise. Enjoy!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck."
--James A. Garfield

"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."
--Martin Luther King Jr.

"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
--Mark Twain


[m] What's On the Web?
Facts That Sound False, But They're Not
From Lifebuzz.com: These facts you're about to read sound totally false, but go ahead and check for yourself.

Visit: Facts That Sound False, But They're Not


If Buscemi was Bowie...
What would it look like if Steve Buscemi was David Bowie? Ah, awesome! Don't believe me? Witness how his look has changed over the years. The more it changed, the more awesome he became. Trust me.

Visit: If Buscemi was Bowie...


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Things to Ponder --*
1. Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

2. Why do you have a hot-water heater when you don't need to heat hot water?

3. Why is an orange an orange and an apple not a red?

4. Why is a pear called a pear when there is only one?

5. What do they pack styrofoam in?

6. If Corn Oil comes from Corn, what does Baby Oil come from?

7. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan?

8. If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?

9. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

10. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

[List from jokes2go.com]

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