Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Good Afternoon,

It's time to enjoy the summer because it's summer vacation time. What? If you're looking for a new, fun destination to visit this summer then how about checking out the space station. And while you're there I have a few fun things to do while in a space station.

I know it was a reach, but when you get to the space station you'll thank me for the good time you'll have thanks that stellar list of 'The Top Things To Do While Confined In A Space Station'.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out."
- James Bryant Conant

"We are most alive when we're in love."
- John Updike

"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
- Marlene Dietrich


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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- The Top Things To Do While Confined In A Space Station --*
1. Roll down the window and throw beer cans at passing satellites.

2. Play some rather boring games of Solitaire.

3. Try to bust that myth of Lays Potato Chips: Betcha Can't Eat Just One!

4. Do what everyone else does, write out all of your postcards; mail them when you get home.

5. When the NASA camera is off, dance around to "Blue Jean" by David Bowie while wearing just your space helmet.

6. Call Martian Escort Service, hope like hell they take American Express.

7. Watch All of Pauly Shore's movies... try to find examples of humor, plot and a reason for making it.

(From: ahajokes.com)

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