Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Good Afternoon,

I don't frequent the drive-thru like I used to, but every once in a while...

Well, during those visits I always seem to run into trouble with the service, employees or the food itself. If you're like me and get burned at the drive-thru I've got a few fun things to do while in the drive-thru. Visit the fantastic list located in the Bits N Bobs section. I think number 5 is my favorite.

Also, I've got a funny video, an interesting article and a few memorable quotes for you. Enjoy and have a great week.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"He who hesitates is a damned fool."
- Mae West

"Measure not the work until the day's out and the labor done."
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning

"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something."
- Wilson Mizner


[m] What's On the Web?
5 Crazy Ways the Colors Red and Blue Control Your Life

This article is as interesting as it is scary. Who knew that two colors could wield so much power? Think about it - Elmo, Swedish Fish, Viagra, Weezer's 1st Album...

Visit: 5 Crazy Ways the Colors Red and Blue Control Your Life


Babies Taste Lemons for the First Time
Chances are you don't remember your first taste of lemon, but nowadays, parents are capturing such moments for posterity and sharing them.

Visit: Babies Taste Lemons for the First Time


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Top Things To Do At A Drive-thru --*
1. Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

2. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for.

3. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.

4. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.

5. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.

6. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the trash from your car in it.

7. Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away.

8. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"

9. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.

10. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

(From Aha! Jokes)

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