Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Good Afternoon,

Some people say that romance is dead. Well, if you utter any of the ten things listed below that fall under the category of "Top Ten Things Not to Say on Your Anniversary" you better believe that storybook romance is six feet under and there to stay.

Or maybe it's the perfect list to help get someone out of a bad relationship. What would work better than saying, "Today is our what?" or "I thought we only celebrated important events?" to that special someone that has caused you more pain, trouble and heartache than being a New York Mets fan. I guess it's all in how you look at it.

Also, enjoy three great quotes, a game that involves a Jelly Cannon, and scientific research that reveals that Pop Music All Sounds the Same.

As usual, great stuff abound.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows."
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

"Never spend your money before you have it."
- Thomas Jefferson

"Where facts are few, experts are many."
- Donald R. Gannon


[m] What's On the Web?
Jelly Cannon
Take aim at getting all of the yellow jelly balls together. Fire the blue jelly balls to push the yellow balls together. Make One Big Yellow Jelly and you move on to the next round! It's that easy... and fun!

Play: Jelly Cannon


Pop Music All Sounds the Same
Check this article about something you probably already knew. Yes, all pop music all sounds the same. Hey, it's science!

Visit: Pop Music All Sounds the Same


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
* Top Ten Things Not to Say on Your Anniversary *

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.

9. Today is our what?

8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

7. I thought we only celebrated important events?

6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.

4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.

3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.

2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.

1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

(From Aha! Jokes)

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